17 Management Funda's

1. "We will do it" means "You will do it"

2. "You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"

3. "We are working on it" means "We have not yet started WORKING on the
Same"

4. "Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done
"At least not tomorrow!"

5. "After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

6. "There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
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7. "Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"

8. "We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"

9. "We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."

10. "We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"

11. "Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

12. "You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

13. "We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"

14. "Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know…"

15. "We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"

16. "That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"

17. "All the Best" means "You are in trouble"1."We will do it" means "You will do it"

Corporate Culture

Nine under probe for building collapse

SHANGHAI: Police are investigating nine people in connection with the collapse of an under-construction residential building, the local government said yesterday.

The nine people, whose names were not released, either work for the property developer, contractor, quality supervisor or the construction company involved with the project, the Minhang district government said in a statement.

The 13-story apartment building, which was under construction, toppled over almost intact, killing one worker. Gao.
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They have been placed under "control", which means they haven't been detained but their movements have been restricted, the officials said, adding that the government also controlled the capital flow of the developer of the building.

On Saturday morning, one of 11 unoccupied apartment blocks of the Lotus Riverside residential complex in east Shanghai's Minhang district fell on its side, almost intact, killing a construction worker.

The 28-year-old migrant worker surnamed Xiao from Anhui province had finished his work for the day and was packing his tools when the building collapsed.

Xiao's family has arrived in Shanghai to collect his body, officials said.

Of the 629 apartments in the residential complex 489 had already been bought before the structure collapsed.

The apartments were sold at 14,300 yuan ($2,100) per sq m on average. The price had recently shot up to 18,800 yuan per sq m.

Hundreds of angry homeowners who had bought the apartments stormed the reception office of the local government on Sunday demanding a refund and compensation.

Internet users found that Que Jingde, a director on the board of Shanghai Meidu Real Estate Company, the property developer, also worked for the local government.

According to the official website of the Minhang district government, a person with the same name Que Jingde is the "assistant to the director of Meilong town". But It cannot be independently verified whether they are the same person.

A district government spokeswoman refused to comment on the information.

Fang Lei, an official of the municipal land bureau, said she "did not have information on the developer's board of directors".

She, however, refuted allegations that the developer's construction license expired in 2004.

"The developer's license is still effective," Fang said.

As of yesterday, the details of the license or the project was not available on the bureau's website.

A district government official, who would not be named, said the remaining 10 buildings in the residential complex "were found safe after an inspection" following the collapse.

Xu Jianping, who owns a flat in the block next to the collapsed structure, said he yesterday received a letter from the property developer, which read that they were sorry for the accident and the inconvenience caused and that they will ensure homeowners get their due.

Related links:
Shanghai holds 9 linked with building collapse
Anger and tears over collapse of building
Building collapse kills one worker in Shanghai

This is a Real Neurological Test

Whether you wear Specs or not, Its Mandatory U Complete each Test in 4-5 Seconds



This is a REAL neurological test.
Sit comfortably and be calm !




1- Find the C below. Do not use any cursor help.



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2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.



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3- Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult..



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This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel
your annual visit to your neurologist.
Your brain is great and you're far from having Al zheimer Disease.



Congratulations!

Crouching Elephant, Hidden Monkey

Crouching Elephant, Hidden Monkey ?????!!!!!!! ;-0

READ BEFORE WATCHING THE VIDEO:


This is a real video from a French documentary about Africa .

You won't understand a word if you don't speak French, but the video is hot.



There are trees that grow in Africa which, once a year, produce very juicy fruits that contain a large percentage of alcohol.

Because there is a shortage of water, as soon as the fruits are ripe, animals flock there to feast and quench their thirst.



Watch what happens afterwards.