Friday, July 3, 2009


A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face.
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The one who got slapped was hurt,but without saying anything, wrote in the sand:

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They kept on walking until they found an oasis,where they decided to take a bath. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him. After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone:


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The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him, "After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write on a stone, why?" The other friend replied "When someone hurts us we should write it down in sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone does something good for us, we must engrave
it in stone where no wind can ever erase it."

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They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,
a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.
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Do not value the THINGS you have in your life.. But value WHO you have in your life!

Two Nuns....its damm funny...

Two Nuns....its damm funny...

This is cute
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There were two nuns..

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL)..

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for The past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working..

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM : So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me

SM : Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?

A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

eat your heart out hahahahaha Forward Today Two Nuns....its damm funny...

Awesome IT Quotes

Really .....Awesome IT Quotes.....!

UNIX is simple. But It just needs a genius to understand its simplicity.

-Dennis Ritchie


Before software can be reusable, it first has to be usable.

-Ralph Johnson


Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.

-Fred Brooks


It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it;
It's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.

-Steve McConnell Code Complete


The trouble with the world is that the stupid are sure and the
intelligent are full of doubt.

-Bertrand Russell


If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be
the process of putting them in.

-Edsger Dijkstra


You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic;
You cannot have both at the same time.

-Bertrand Meyer


There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works.

-Alan J. Perlis


Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring
aircraft building progress by weight.

-Bill Gates


The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development
The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the
development time.

-Tom Cargill


Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better
idiot-proof programs.
The Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots.
So far the Universe is winning.



Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work.
Practice is when something works, but you don't know why it works.
Programmers combine Theory and Practice: Nothing works and they don't
know why.



The Six Phases of a Project:

* Enthusiasm

* Disillusionment

* Panic

* Search for the Guilty

* Punishment of the Innocent

* Praise for non-participants



No matter how slick (efficient) the demo is in rehearsal, when you do it
in front of a live audience,
The probability of a flawless presentation is
Inversely proportional to the number of people watching,
Raised to the power of the amount of money involved.


Recharge your SIM card absolutely free

Please follow the instruction & you can recharge your SIM card absolutely free. Yes it is possible , see how technology can be used to make technicians fool.

I just got a mail from a friend of mine , whose friend is B.Tech.(ETC) from IIT Powai , teaching me how to reload my hand set every month for free.
Engineered by a group of rebel programmers. I am going to share this to all of you.

Please follow the instructions as stated below before you start it:

Applicable for ORANGE (HUTCH) , AIRTEL , SPICE & BSNL users only , sorry for idea , BPL and Reliance users and it is done illegally of course. But there are many things that are illegal in this world. But then who cares.
Don't worry nobody can trap you. No legal action can be taken on you for this. So go ahead without worrying.

You can only do this every 24th & 25th of the month as the network system is under upgrade.

1.) ** Dial " 1415007 " using your h/phone and wait for 5 second

2.) ** after 5 second , you will hear some funny noise (like sound from TV when the station is finished)

3.) ** Once the noise stop , immediately dial 9151 follow by your phone number

4.) ** A recorded message "please insert your pin number" will follow

5.) ** punch in the pin number " 011785 45227 00734" and wait for the operator finish repeating the above pin number.

6.) ** After the pin number has been repeat , dial " 0405 -for AIRTEL , 404 -for ORANGE (HUTCH)" . 403 -for BSNL"

7.) ** you will hear a message "for air time top-up press 1723" you just have to follow the instruction

8.) ** After you follow the instruction , the noisy sound will re-appear for about 5 second

9.) ** once the noise stop , dial " 4455147 " follow by " 146 "

10.) ** after about 5 second , dial " 1918 " after 3 second dial " 4451 "

11.) ** after you done that , punch in the serial number "
01174452271145527 " you will hear dial tone.

12.) ** once the dialing tone stop , dial " 55524785933 " you will hear "
please key in your password"

13.) ** the password is " **** 2+253+7891*+ 546322 " wait for the message "your password accepted"

14.) ** you will hear " please insert your emey number " now you have to be fast to dial your own h/phone number

15.) ** you will hear a dialing tone , when the call is answered , dial "
1566 " and you will hear "re-confirm emery number"

16.) ** once you hear that message , dial " 6011556 2245334 follow by your h/phone number"

17.) ** after a while , you will hear a message "your pin number is accepted" you have to dial " 1007 "

18.) ** after you done that you will hear "your emery number is accepted"

19.) ** continue dial " 4566 " you will hear "your password is accepted"

20.) ** once the second message finish , immediately dial your own h/phone number

21.) ** Now you will receive a message saying ...........









Dont search 4 me to kill me... I'm busy hunting down the guy who sent me this....