Peg After Peg After Peg...

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One of the most hilarious mails...




I never take risk while drinking
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When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking


I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen


I stealthily enter the house


Take out the bottle from my black cupboard


Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame


But still no one is aware of it


Becoz I never take a risk
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I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink


Quickly enjoy one peg


Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack


Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard


Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile

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I peep into the kitchen



Wife is cutting potatoes


No one is aware of what I did


Becoz I never take a risk
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I to my wife : Any news on chopra's daughter's marriage


Wife : Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out for her .
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I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard


But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle


I take out the glass from the old rack above sink


Quickly enjoy one peg
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Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink


Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard


But still no one is aware of what I did


Becoz I never take a risk
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I to Wife : But still I think chopra's daughter's age is not that much


Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse


I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh...
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I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard


But the cupboard's place has automatically changed


I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink .
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Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly


I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj's photo & keep it in the black cupboard .
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Wife is keeping the sink on the stove


But still no one is aware of what I did


Becoz I never take a risk
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I to Wife: (getting angry) you call Mr. chopra a horse? If you say that


again, I willcut your tongue...!


Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...
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I take out the bottle from the potatoes


Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg


Wash the sink and keep it over the rack


Wife is giving a smile

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Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking


But still no one is aware of what I did


Becoz I never take a risk
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I to Wife : (laughing) So chopra is marrying a horse!!


Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...
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I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack


Stove is also on the rack



There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside .
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I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink


But none of the horses are aware of what I did


Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk .
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Chopra is still cooking



And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing


Becoz I never take...... never take ..... never take what??? I
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take a potato I think...

Newton playing hide and seek with Einstein

check how the Newton playing hide and seek with Einstein

Once all the scientists die and go to
heaven............ They decide
to play hide-n-seek.........Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has
the den...........He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start
searching.....

Everyone starts hiding except Newton .........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of

Einstein............

Einstein's counting
1,2,3......97,98,99.....100... ..... He opens his eyes and finds Newton
standing in front........

Einstein says "Newton's out..Newton's....out....."
Newton denies and says I am not out........
He claims that he is not Newton ......

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton
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Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That
makes me Newton per meter squared...... since one Newton per meter
squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT...........!

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