Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Installing Husband

*A **woman writes to the** IT Technical support Guy*

Dear Tech Support*, **

Last year I upgraded from **Boyfriend 5.0** to **Husband 1.0** and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under **Boyfriend 5.0**.

In addition, **Husband 1.0** uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as ** Romance 9.5 *and *Personal Attention 6.5,* and then installed undesirableprograms such as * *NEWS 5.0,* **MONEY 3.0* and *CRICKET 4.1*.*

Conversation 8..0** no longer runs, and **Housecleaning 2.**6 **simply crashes the system.*

Please note that I have tried running *Nagging 5..3* to fix these problems, but to no avail. *

What can I do?

Signed, *
_______ _______ ______ _________ _________*


DEAR Madam, **
First, keep in mind, **Boyfriend 5.0* is an Entertainment Package, while *Husband 1.0* is an operating system. *

Please enter command: **i thought you lovedme.. html
**and** **try to download

**Tears 6.2** and do not forget to install the **Guilt 3.0** update. *
If that application works as designed, *Husband1.0** *should then automatically run the applications *Jewellery 2.0* and *Flowers 3..5.. **

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause **Husband 1.0*

* to default to **Silence 2.5** or **Beer 6.1**. *

Please note that *Beer 6.1* is a very bad program that will download the *Snoring Loudly Beta. **

Whatever you do,**DO NOT*under any circumstances install *Mother-In-Law 1.0
*(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) *

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the **Boyfriend5.0**program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash **Husband 1.0**.

In summary, **Husband 1.0** is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend: ** **Cooking 3.0* and * **Hot Looks 7.7. **

Good Luck Madam!*

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